By David Futrelle
It’s every alpha teen boy’s worst nightmare, or perhaps his darkest fantasy: He becomes “red pilled” on Reddit only to discover that, in the harsh light of his new philosophy, his dad is a beta cuck and his mom is a slut.
Such is the sad tale of one young Red Pill Redditor called lifeisweirdasfuck.
While he has no evidence that good old mom is actually having sex with anyone but dad, he’s noticed tell-tale signs of nascent sluttery, like “flashy clothes” and, you know, femininity.
In the past years I’ve seen my mom acting slutty. Acting feminine outside home, and masculine inside. Always trying to dominate the frame of the relationship with my dad, and trying to make me a beta like my dad.
Also, one time there were these two guys and they were looking at his mom, and it looked like they were going to hit on her, and he could just tell that she would have wanted to sleep with them, only there wouldn’t be much sleeping going on if you get what I mean!
I am on vacation with my parents and a few days ago there were two guys who were about to hit on my mom. Despite her being in her 40’s she still looks fuckable.
Naturally he had to protect his, ahem, fuckable mom from the attentions of these two like a jealous husband.
I looked right in the eyes of the two guys, and they got the point. But knowing that my mom would have been happy to cheat on my dad, makes me go back in the RP anger phase.
Dr. Freud, do you have any questions for young Oedipus here?
In any case, our young alpha has learned that women who are sexual don’t turn off their sexuality, or suddenly lose their sexual appeal, when they hit the age of 40. Sorry, I meant he’s discovered that they’re all a bunch of hypergamous sluts ready to “branch swing” to the nearest alpha.
It’s very common to think older women are any different from those 18 y/o sluts. Nah, they are all the fucking same. My mom, your mom. They are all under the same hypergamic principles and instincts.
In fact, he’s sure that all these older ladies are pretty much checking him out all of the time.
And I see that around. Milfs with their husbands eye fucking me in front of them. 30 year old, 40 year old, 70 year old. All of them. Awalt [All Women Are Like That] is the hardest theory to grasp and believe. Many guys do not believe that, but all women are really like that.
And did he mention that they’re all, like, really into him? I can’t remember if he mentioned that. But they are. He knows because he smirks at them.
I’ve seen the most looking severe/dominant women, turn out feminine. How? Just by smirking and acting like I know their behavior is fake, and nothing more than a wall that can be thrown down.
High school teachers. Female bodybuilders. Women with masculine behavior.
All of them can be feminine and slutty, as long as you pass their shit tests (which more often than not are non verbal) and have a stronger frame than them.
I feel like this is the opening to the world’s worst Penthouse Letter.
I would suggest he sign up on the Cougar Life dating site but really, no woman of any age should have to put up with his “red pill” ass.
Dude, stop reading the Red Pill subreddit. Get into therapy. Work out you anger at your mother and at women in general before you completely wreck your relationship with your parents and fuck up the life of some unfortunate girlfriend you’ve turned into a mother replacement.
As Sigmund Freud once said, “Jesus Christ that shit is fucked up.”
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